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An older woman gets pulled over for speeding ...

Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?"

Officer: "Ma'am, you were speeding."

Woman: "Oh, I see."

Officer: "Can I see your license, please?"

Woman: "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."

Officer: "You don't have one?"

Woman: "Lost it four years ago for drunk driving."

Officer: "I see. Show me your vehicle registration papers, please."

Woman: "I can't do that."

Officer: "Why not?"

Woman: "I stole this car."

Officer: "You stole it?"

Woman: "Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner."

Officer: "You did what?"

Woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see."

The officer slowly backs away to his car and calls for backup. Within minutes, five police vehicles circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, his hand clasping his half-drawn gun.

Senior Officer: "Ma'am, step out of your vehicle please!"

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: "Is there a problem, officer?"

Senior Officer: "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."

Woman: "Gracious! Murdered the owner?"

Senior Officer: "Yes, ma'am. Please open the trunk of your car."

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but empty space.

Senior Officer: "Is this your car, ma'am?"

Woman: "Of course it is. Here are the registration papers."

The officer is quite stunned.

Senior Officer: "Ma'am, my officer claims that you do not have a driver's license."

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license and hands it back to her, looking puzzled.

Senior Officer: "Thank you ma'am. My officer told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner."

Woman: "Oh, my goodness! And I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!"